Sketchbook Story Time.

Cassandra Long Draws. I mean long drawers. I mean. Cassandra Long Cabinets. Cassandra Long also paints: www.Cassandralong.net

Crotch Attack

My brain makes connections before I understand.
My brain knows catcalls mean sex and my eyes connect sex with vagina parts so I look down.
But my me still hasn’t caught up and I think maybe I’m looking to see if my fly is down.
It is halfway.

I am very aware I am a woman when this happens.
When catcall time happens.
Not flydown time.
Keep up.

Whistle. Crotch. Whistle. Crotch.

I’m not really offended and I’m not flattered and I’m definitely not interested but I do look at my crotch and I am aware I am a woman.
And I know this is about sex.
Sex.

A few weeks ago I stopped dating someone I just started dating.
"Hey, why haven’t you been calling me back?"
       “I ah, I like you too much.”
"What? Too much. I think that you would call back if you liked me too much."
       “Yeah, it’s just that I want something casual. I don’t want to like someone this much, I don’t want a girlfriend.”
       “Casual?”
"Yeah, do you understand?"
       “Yeah I think I understand, like, you want a fuck buddy.”
"No!"
       “Yeah I think maybe you want someone you are attracted to but don’t have feelings for so that you can sleep with them but not have to hang out with them.”
       “No I just…”
"Next time to save time can you just whistle?"
       “What? Whistle?”
"Yeah, just whistle, cat call me, hey baby my crotch so that I know what it’s about or at least so my brain knows what is about and I can catch up later and we don’t have to learn about each other or talk about art or do all the things and I can just know."

Sex.

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